I have watched it like 100 million times, I’m still dying of laughter.
I love you Chris Kendall. So much.
Hello pretty lady do you come here often?
No just do it press Ctrl, Alt, Delete. Just do it! Just quickly.
Okay lets go now, is everyone ready? Is everyone ready? Has everyone got enough to eat? Has everyone got enough to eat? I can get more crisps.
Making my way downtown. Walking fast, faces pass and I’m homebound NANANANANANANANANA
Do you like what you see? 20 euro, 20 euro.
Put down the picnic basket, and walk away.
Come into the tank, come into the tank, come into the -
Wait, somebody take away the mini cakes, I’m supposed to be on a diet, for gods sake. What is wrong with me?
Oh my god, oh my god. Tennis ball, tennis ball, oh my god. Oh my god, I need that. I can almost, I can almost taste you.
Ah the water feels real nice, why don’t you step into the bucket?
Yo bitches, bitches. I’m over here, bitches, bitches, oh they’ve gone.
Hello, (something I can’t figure out)phones, how can I help you?
Hope you had a good time at the Safari-lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll hahaha lllllllllllllll
Oh my god guys we’re having such an amazing holiday, Oh my god. Oh, we’re taking a photo? Cool okay. Frieeeeenddss.
Ello, Brian, you alright? Have a good day at work? Yeah, oh what this? Umm.. I didn’t know you were coming home so I kind of freaked out, I’m sorry.
I can’t do this any more Frank. I’m old news. *le cry*
Hello my name is Chrios Kendallas and I am now a dog.
Hi there, my name’s Boo and I wanna eat your kidney. Hi my name’s Boo and I’m gonna break all your fingers, uhuh. Hi my name’s Boo and I wanna drink your dirty bath water.
Arghh, we get a few sticks wash up on land, but they don’t last long, not here.
Come on lets dance, I’m ready to dance.
WELCOME TO THE PETTIN’ ZOO MUTHAFUCKA.
I know the whole thing, this is bad…